Count Olaf: All that I ask is that you do every little thing that pops into my head, while I enjoy the enormous fortune your parents left behind.
奧拉夫:所有我要求的是突然出現在我的腦海中對你而言是一件非常細小的事情,然而我喜歡你們父母留下的大筆遺產。
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Count Olaf: Now that we're a family, I can be the ulll-timate DAD.
奧拉夫:現在既然我們是一家人,我能夠成為你們的父親。
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Klaus Baudelaire: How could they do this to us?
克勞斯:他們怎麼能對我們這麼做?
Violet Baudelaire: They're just mean people...
瓦立特:他們隻是卑鄙的人...
Klaus Baudelaire: Not them. Mom and Dad.
克勞斯:不是他們。爸爸和媽媽。